Two boys in a bathroom.

Is it just my boys that find the bathroom the most fascinating room in the house? They have loads of toys, (Santa's workshop realized), and more stuff than they could possibly play with in a lifetime, and for some reason, they always end up in the bathroom. As I type this, one is pooping and the other is in the bathtub playing with 8 rubber duckies. Somehow the rubber duckies are really Pokemon with special water powers. All are ready to battle and still after 15 minutes, the one pooping still is on the toilet. Kid in tub will stay in there until the water is ice and fingers resemble prunes. Kid on toilet will stay there until, well certainly long after he needs to be there. Time to wrestle them out of their favorite room and read stories. Of course kid on toilet will pick, "Everybody Poops."

Mommy to kid now out of tub: "Did you wash everywhere?"
Kid: "Yep."
Mommy: "What about the private parts?"
Kid: "Well, I can't remember, but those parts have been in the water the whole time and besides when I went poop today I wiped my bottom, so we don't need to worry about that."